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[CHATTERING]

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One of those guys could be president
of the United States one of these days.

3
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Yeah, if they ever get
through pledge week.

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We get through pledge week.

5
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Isn't Chris in a
fraternity this year?

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Yeah. My son, you know, he spends
all his time in class and the library.

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A real studious type, you
know? Scholarship winner.

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He helped me, uh, get my A in
Incan Civilization ♪♪ last year.

9
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- Heh. Still into archeology?
- Yeah.

10
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Six more years of this and
I'm off to Machu Picchu, Peru.

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- Right now, I'm off to the Harbor Freeway.
- The Harbor Freeway or Indianapolis?

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What kind of crack is that?

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We've been hearing some
weird stories about you lately.

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Uh, about your driving. Heh-heh.

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Like how overnight you're in a
class with the pole sitter at Indy.

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Well, how about it, lead
foot? Any truth to the rumors?

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[HORN HONKING]

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The dean's car again.

19
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[SIREN WAILING]

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

21
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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

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Call it off. Pull it over.

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- I can't.
- What do you mean, you can't?

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Come on, all we're into is a
prank and it's getting out of hand.

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I'm on probation. They
catch me, I'm expelled.

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- Better that than dead.
- I will be dead if my father catches me.

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Hold on.

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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I lose those thieves,
I'll hold you responsible.

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- All right?
- Phew.

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[ENGINE STALLING]

32
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Hey, Andy.

33
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What is this? It quits on
me when I'm going good.

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I could have got those jerks.

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There's a nice paved street here, you
didn't have to fly off the embankment.

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Monday morning quarterback.

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I make one of the greatest
moves of my career, he complains.

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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Come over tonight. Throw
a couple steaks on the fire.

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- I'll bring the wine.
- And the girls.

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- One girl. Get your own.
- I'll take a stab at it.

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Hey, just the two
guys I want to see.

43
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Probably about that old piece of
pottery I showed him yesterday.

44
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This whole building's probably
sitting on the Lost City of the Incas.

45
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- Now we're gonna have to move.
- Grossie, would I kid you about your dice?

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Whoops.

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[SIGHS]

48
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I wanna apologize
to you two guys...

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for, uh, yelling at you.

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- Yelling?
- Yeah.

51
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You know, when I
chewed you two guys out.

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I wanna apologize for that.

53
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You just tried something that didn't come
off, that's all. You weren't yelling at us.

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Come on, Jon. Don't treat
me with kid gloves, huh?

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Hey, look, all you
did was suggest that...

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maybe we, uh, Monday-morning
quarterbacked you.

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- And maybe we did.
- No, it wasn't...

58
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It wasn't what I said.

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It was the way I said it.

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And that's what I wanna
apologize for, see?

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Because I was way out of line...

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and I'm really sorry for that.

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Sure, but...

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Hey, Jon, come on.
Let the guy off the hook.

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Yeah. I didn't know the
guy was on the hook.

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[EXHALES]

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Apology accepted.

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[sesame]

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[INHALES DEEPLY]

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Thanks, you guys.

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[BLUBBERING] I
wouldn't have done it.

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Can't... Can't
accept an apology.

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[sesame]

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[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

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Dad?

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[IN NORMAL VOICE] Hey, Chris
boy. Hey, what a pleasant surprise.

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What are you doing here, huh?

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I figured I might see my closest
relative at least once today.

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What? Aren't we
going out for dinner?

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Professor Dictor gave
us a test. I'm spending

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the next couple of
nights in the library.

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Oh, boy, this Professor
Dictor, what a martinet.

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- You guys know each other, don't you?
- Yeah.

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You're free to break some
bread with me and Jon?

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- He sure is.
- Okay, be at my place in one hour, okay?

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I'll be there.

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Can you give me a
ride back to campus?

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- I took the bus down.
- Yeah, sure. Come on.

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How are you feeling today?

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Are you kidding? I feel
great. I'm on top of the world.

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[IN UNISON] Cancel the girls.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]

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MAN 1: What are they doing?

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MAN 2: What are we sitting here for? MAN
3: It's those Upsilons. Let's go get them.

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[ALL CHATTERING]

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They're stealing the bird.

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Come on, Dad. You're a cop,
aren't you gonna go after them?

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[LAUGHING]

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[HORN HONKING]

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[LAUGHING]

102
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You okay?

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ANDY: It was just like chasing
the greased pigs at a county fair.

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[CHUCKLING]

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I think I cracked
a rib laughing.

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Just think, in years to come, that stunt
will become a legend on Fraternity Row.

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Yeah.

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Even my no-sense-of-humor son is
gonna get hysterical over that one.

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Chris didn't think it was funny?

110
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He thought I should
have gone after them.

111
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You should have.
What if that helicopter

112
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would have dropped
that pledge or the statue?

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Oh, sure. I can see me in
my economy four banger...

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chasing some helicopter
across town. Mm.

115
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Hey, did I tell you guys that it looks like
Chris is going to get that scholarship?

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Didn't know he was up for one.

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Why do you think he spends all
of his nights at the library, Ponch?

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Look at him, he's got
that look on his face again.

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Oh, I'm just... Heh. I'm just
wondering who swiped that statue.

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Does Chris know anything?

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Yeah.

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The Upsilons. They're
gonna be talked to.

123
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That's, uh, the
engineering students, right?

124
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Yeah. They'd be the ones
that know about the helicopters.

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[LAUGHING]

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Oh, hey, before I forget.

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That should about cover it.

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[CHUCKLES]

129
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Cover what? What's
that for, Andy?

130
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Well, you know I don't
take freebies, Ponch.

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I mean, you know that about me.

132
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It's for all this,
that's what it's for.

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Hey. You're my guest, Andy.

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I invited you to dinner.

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If it was gonna be Dutch treat,
I would have said so, but it isn't.

136
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Yeah. Put your money away, man.

137
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Don't patronize me, eh, Ponch!

138
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I beg your pardon, Andy.

139
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You think I don't know?

140
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You really think I don't know
why you invited me here tonight?

141
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,753
Well, I got news for you, pal.

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I understand perfectly.

143
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Andy, come on.
You're a guest here.

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<i>Hey' “R's okay' Jenny.</i>

145
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All right, Andy. Why do you
think I invited you here for?

146
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Tell us what you think.

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Because you think
I'm crazy, don't you?

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Just take a look at
the look on your face.

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Jon and Ponch, it's as
plain as day, you know.

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00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,827
I got news for you, you
guys can go pound sand.

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You, and you, and Getraer...

152
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and all of you!

153
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One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.

154
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That better cover it, and if
you don't like it, then sue me.

155
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[DOOR SLAMS]

156
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[PONCH CLEARS THROAT]

157
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What brought all that on?

158
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[CHATTERING]

159
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Andy's not here yet.

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What?

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PONCH: Ah, nothing.

162
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Yeah, I've been thinking the same thing.
I wonder if we should confide in Getraer.

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Yeah, and if we do and it
turns out that Andy's just tired...

164
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we've badmouthed
a damn good officer.

165
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,289
All right, I just have a
few items this morning.

166
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Number one, scratch 63
boy from the beat priority.

167
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,650
Uh, Stokowski's taking
four hours of CTO and

168
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won't be hitting the
bricks until 1300 hours.

169
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And for those of you
working the north end...

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a pledge week note on the
kidnapping of the Xi Chi fraternity statue.

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- The bird.
- The bronze bird.

172
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It happens to have been
given as a gift to Xi Chi...

173
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by the immortal Franz Brokappe
himself, a former brother.

174
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- So the statue's valuable, right?
- Valuable enough to be held for ransom.

175
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And not for
birdseed either, huh?

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[ALL LAUGHING]

177
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You never disappoint
your fans, do you?

178
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Okay, that's it. Get to work.

179
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:53,637
I'd like to talk to Andy's son
Chris at the college library.

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Who knows? I might
even take out a book.

181
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:59,746
Ha-ha-ha. That will be the day.

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CHRIS: I don't know what's wrong with
him. I was hoping you guys could tell me.

183
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:16,165
All I know is he's got something on his
mind, enough to give him a headache.

184
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,470
You mean that
literally? I mean, uh...

185
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,037
migraine headaches?

186
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,367
That's what he claims.

187
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,670
He keeps saying
it's nothing serious...

188
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,905
but he squinches up
his eyes, it's hard for

189
00:17:26,929 --> 00:17:29,111
him to breathe, takes
aspirin by the handful.

190
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,833
Does he ever yell at
you for no reason at all?

191
00:17:31,857 --> 00:17:34,215
Wouldn't call headaches
that bad "no reason."

192
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:37,946
- Yeah, but I mean, he does do it?
- And then he gets real apologetic, right?

193
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,323
Apologetic?

194
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,824
He breaks into tears.

195
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,695
Yeah, we know.

196
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:50,128
Either that or he
starts laughing.

197
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:53,999
You should have seen him when
they helicoptered away the statue.

198
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,369
- Did he tell you about that?
- It cracked him up.

199
00:17:57,009 --> 00:18:00,070
I thought he'd asphyxiate himself.
He just couldn't stop laughing.

200
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,882
You ever tried to talk to
him? I mean, pin him down?

201
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:06,349
He claims that there's
nothing to talk about.

202
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:10,149
He says that, um, I'm
making him paranoid.

203
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:13,884
Next thing I'm gonna do is go around
tilting all the pictures on the walls...

204
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,893
and then telling him that
they're perfectly straight.

205
00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:20,823
Sometimes I don't
think he's kidding.

206
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:26,004
I wanted to talk to you
guys, ask if you'd talk to him.

207
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:29,240
You think he'd be more open
with us than he'd be with his son?

208
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:31,768
Maybe.

209
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,643
Maybe not.

210
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:36,744
I don't know.

211
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,210
It sure won't hurt to try, man.

212
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,613
It's like there's somebody
else inside of him.

213
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,416
Somebody coming between us.

214
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:50,692
I wanna help him, I
just don't know how.

215
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,901
We'll do the best we can,
I promise you that, Chris.

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00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:58,466
- And you can believe him.
- Thank you.

217
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:01,631
BAKER: See you later.

218
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,673
I feel better already.

219
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:48,243
[MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING]

220
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,445
Uh-oh.

221
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,438
Oh, well, well, well.

222
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:09,498
A drop and a pickup.

223
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,476
[TIRES SCREECHING]

224
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:33,895
[SIREN WAILING]

225
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:43,307
Okay, joker, you wanna
race? We're gonna race.

226
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:58,782
[CHUCKLING]

227
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:26,608
Come on, Luke Skywalker,
off your spaceship! Ha-ha-ha!

228
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:50,035
Okay, you win the
battle, we'll win the war!

229
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:56,180
Excuse me, sarge,
but no one told me...

230
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:59,641
that there was a ransom
payoff going down.

231
00:21:59,665 --> 00:22:00,665
Excuse me...

232
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:03,586
I mean, I thought I had a
good narcotics bust going down.

233
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,585
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

234
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,125
I guess you did.

235
00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:11,992
I mean, I would have
yelled at me too, you know?

236
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,462
I would have yelled at me too.

237
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:19,230
Hey, listen, tell me. How much are
they trying to extort for that statue?

238
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,399
GETRAER: Don't ask.

239
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:27,970
[SIGHS]

240
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:31,150
Boy, oh, boy. This is
some day, isn't it? Heh.

241
00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:39,348
Boy, you know, you guys...

242
00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:58,573
WOMAN [OVER PA]: <i>Dr. Wilson
to ICU, please. Dr. Wilson.</i>

243
00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:01,436
<i>Dr. Grant, call 3 West, please.</i>

244
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:03,514
<i>Dr. Grant.</i>

245
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:27,562
[TIRES SCREECHING]

246
00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:31,475
Hey, boys. Let's go
celebrate, what do you say?

247
00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:34,306
- Celebrate what, Andy?
- My clean bill of health, man.

248
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,415
- That fainting didn't mean a thing.
- You could have fooled us.

249
00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:40,348
There it is.

250
00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:42,317
Black and white.

251
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,731
Nothing wrong with
me except I gotta cut out

252
00:23:48,755 --> 00:23:51,359
some of those late
nights and wild parties.

253
00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:54,363
- Doctor's orders.
- What's this about the celebration?

254
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:58,461
Well, I thought we'd go hoist a few at
the Boom Boom Bazaar. What do you say?

255
00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:01,197
How does that fit in with
no late nights and parties?

256
00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:04,469
Right, scratch the
Boom Boom Bazaar.

257
00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:06,383
Home and hot milk
it is. You guys can't

258
00:24:06,407 --> 00:24:08,443
blame me for wanting
to whoop it up a little.

259
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:11,606
It takes a load off my
mind. I'll see you guys.

260
00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:54,685
- How did you know it'd be here?
- Had to be.

261
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,889
What's his name, the Upsilon
president? His dad owns this garage.

262
00:24:58,063 --> 00:24:59,360
[CLICKS FINGERS]

263
00:24:59,531 --> 00:25:03,764
Well, there's nobody around.
Wanna strike while the iron's hot?

264
00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:33,864
I say they're gonna throw the
book at us if they figure us out.

265
00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:36,229
For what? It's just a
college pledge week prank.

266
00:25:36,402 --> 00:25:38,702
Then we're gonna give
them the ransom back?

267
00:25:38,726 --> 00:25:40,896
Did you hear that?
Give the ransom back?

268
00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:43,770
[HORN HONKING]

269
00:25:43,942 --> 00:25:46,604
- Watch out!
- Get your own bird, Ups!

270
00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:48,338
[BOTH LAUGHING]

271
00:25:48,514 --> 00:25:49,982
Let's go.

272
00:25:55,621 --> 00:25:57,487
[HORN HONKING]

273
00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:12,035
[HORN HONKING]

274
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,748
[SIREN WAILING]

275
00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:42,591
63 Boy, to any unit northbound,
vicinity of Barham Drive and 4th Street.

276
00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:44,202
In pursuit two vehicles.

277
00:26:44,369 --> 00:26:48,397
One, flatbed truck with
a statue not tied down.

278
00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:52,204
The other, 1970 Plymouth...

279
00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:54,641
California license, uh...

280
00:26:54,813 --> 00:26:59,683
3-5-0 Boy, Adam, Robert.

281
00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:01,911
Mary <i>3</i> and 4 responding, 63.

282
00:27:02,087 --> 00:27:05,523
We'll be coming up 4th from the
Harbor Freeway. Will attempt to intercept.

283
00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:08,359
<i>10-4, Punch.</i>

284
00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,777
Hey, that cop wants
us to pull over, man.

285
00:27:26,945 --> 00:27:30,245
For what? All we're doing is chasing
the guys who stole the goshawk.

286
00:27:30,616 --> 00:27:34,280
- They stole their own statue?
- Yes. Machiavellian, aren't they?

287
00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:37,081
There's two more on
motorcycles. Would you pullover?

288
00:27:37,856 --> 00:27:39,449
Oh, boy, just what we needed.

289
00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:42,420
They want you to stop, so stop.

290
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,757
Stop! Come on, I mean it!

291
00:27:46,932 --> 00:27:49,060
- I'll switch the gears.
- Man, we'll make it.

292
00:27:49,535 --> 00:27:52,596
- You may not know when to quit, but I do.
- Hey!

293
00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:30,404
[CHATTERING]

294
00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:35,144
BAKER: All right,
knock it off. Knock it off!

295
00:28:35,314 --> 00:28:36,804
HAROLD: Hey.

296
00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:40,949
Hey, hey, all we were doing was
rescuing our own statue, officer.

297
00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:42,678
That's not all you were doing.

298
00:28:42,854 --> 00:28:45,600
Hey, you want me to bring you up on
charges in front of fraternity council?

299
00:28:45,624 --> 00:28:46,648
ANDY: Uh...

300
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:50,332
might have to wait with that until we bring
you up on charges in front of the judge.

301
00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:52,022
[ANDY LAUGHING]

302
00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:57,734
Well, what do you think, boys?
We make a great team, don't we?

303
00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:00,706
Team, Andy? You almost
turned us into peanut butter.

304
00:29:01,106 --> 00:29:04,098
That's colorful,
Ponch, but it's not true.

305
00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:06,608
I was in complete
control all the way.

306
00:29:06,778 --> 00:29:09,839
- Jon, why doesn't he understand that?
- I don't understand it, Andy.

307
00:29:10,015 --> 00:29:13,007
You're risking our lives. Is
that what you're trying to tell us?

308
00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:14,482
Oh, come on, Jon.

309
00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:16,849
We weren't risking anything.

310
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:20,323
Trust me. We're heroes.

311
00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:24,287
[PONCH SIGHS]

312
00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:28,229
I don't know about you, man,
but I don't see any improvement.

313
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,266
Clean bill of health.

314
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:34,394
All he was doing was waving that note
in front of us, he didn't let us read it.

315
00:29:38,043 --> 00:29:40,137
WOMAN [OVER PA]:
<i>Dr. Stockley, telephone call.</i>

316
00:29:40,312 --> 00:29:42,178
<i>Dr. Stockley.</i>

317
00:29:42,547 --> 00:29:45,812
<i>Dr. Stockley, telephone call.</i>

318
00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:48,351
STOCKLEY: Stockley.

319
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,113
Dr. Stockley? We had you paged.

320
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:53,054
We'd like to consult you about
a colleague, Andy Stokowski.

321
00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:56,395
You know I'll wanna
see some authorization.

322
00:29:56,419 --> 00:29:57,454
We thought you would.

323
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,390
CHRIS: Officer
Stokowski is my father.

324
00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:03,535
Oh, and you want clarification
of the diagnosis I gave him?

325
00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:08,097
- He said he'd been overdoing it.
- Fatigue was implied.

326
00:30:08,774 --> 00:30:10,799
- Fatigue?
- Being a neurosurgeon...

327
00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:13,946
we couldn't understand why he would
consult you on a case of overwork.

328
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:16,281
That's what he told
you? Overwork?

329
00:30:18,216 --> 00:30:20,251
Why am I surprised?
I should be used to it.

330
00:30:20,275 --> 00:30:22,380
It's a lot more serious
than that, isn't it?

331
00:30:23,021 --> 00:30:25,649
You got a backbone?
You gonna collapse on me?

332
00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:30,159
- Maybe you better sit down.
- That bad?

333
00:30:36,401 --> 00:30:38,165
Your father has a
lesion on the brain.

334
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:49,970
It's large. It's malignant.
It's inoperable.

335
00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:51,644
It's terminal.

336
00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:20,676
All right, sir. Thank
you. Drive carefully.

337
00:31:27,953 --> 00:31:29,717
Well, well, well.

338
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:32,653
You boys pull up here to, uh,
talk about my little party, huh?

339
00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:33,848
BAKER: Party?

340
00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:36,790
Yeah. My party at the
Boom Boom Bazaar.

341
00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:39,121
Jonny, what's happening
to your memory, huh?

342
00:31:39,297 --> 00:31:42,164
We didn't come to talk
about your party, Andy.

343
00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:46,166
We just came from talking
with Chris and Dr. Stockley.

344
00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:54,545
You had no right.

345
00:31:55,947 --> 00:32:00,077
You had no right to do that,
Ponch. It's none of your business.

346
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:01,777
It is our business.

347
00:32:01,953 --> 00:32:04,479
You almost killed us, and
I don't think you knew it.

348
00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:07,455
Who do you think you're
talking to, some rookie?

349
00:32:07,726 --> 00:32:13,165
Jon, no matter what's wrong
with me, it doesn't affect my work.

350
00:32:13,331 --> 00:32:16,858
That's exactly what we're
talking about. It does, Andy.

351
00:32:17,035 --> 00:32:18,093
[CHUCKLING]

352
00:32:18,303 --> 00:32:20,704
Boy, you boys are really
something, you know that?

353
00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:22,931
You'd think I was
gonna die tomorrow.

354
00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:26,133
He said you'd deny it.

355
00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:27,403
Deny what?

356
00:32:27,813 --> 00:32:29,907
That I have a brain tumor?

357
00:32:30,982 --> 00:32:32,177
Yeah, okay.

358
00:32:32,350 --> 00:32:35,320
What's there to deny?
I've got a brain tumor.

359
00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:38,752
I got maybe a year
or two left, so what?

360
00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:42,690
What would you be
doing, Ponch? Huh?

361
00:32:42,861 --> 00:32:46,764
Would you be sitting at home,
looking at some game show or soap?

362
00:32:47,032 --> 00:32:49,524
That's a real
useful life, isn't it?

363
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:57,973
That's exactly why I didn't wanna
tell anybody what was wrong with me.

364
00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:03,172
Because you guys are looking at me here
now like I got this thing in my head...

365
00:33:03,348 --> 00:33:06,215
and that completely alters your
judgment of my competence.

366
00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:10,378
Andy, our judgment of your competence
was altered before we knew what was wrong.

367
00:33:10,555 --> 00:33:11,852
Now, that's impossible.

368
00:33:12,023 --> 00:33:16,221
I've been at the top of my form through
this, and you say I haven't, you're a liar.

369
00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:20,291
So let Sergeant Getraer
be the judge of that.

370
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:24,359
Jonny, please.

371
00:33:24,536 --> 00:33:26,300
Please.

372
00:33:26,905 --> 00:33:28,498
Please, you can't do this to me.

373
00:33:30,442 --> 00:33:34,140
You guys, you go to Joe,
you think I got two years left?

374
00:33:34,312 --> 00:33:37,612
I got two mon... I got
maybe two weeks left.

375
00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:40,112
Is that what you wanna do?

376
00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:45,054
You know how many lives I can
save out there during that time?

377
00:33:45,223 --> 00:33:47,920
Even if it's one life, you
think it wouldn't be worth it?

378
00:33:58,236 --> 00:33:59,601
[SIGHS]

379
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,567
Okay.

380
00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:04,334
Okay.

381
00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:06,338
It's all right.

382
00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:09,510
There's no problem,
I'll go talk to Getraer.

383
00:34:09,681 --> 00:34:14,744
You guys just relax, sit here,
and, uh, tell yourselves what, uh...

384
00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:17,979
What great friends
you are to me.

385
00:34:46,351 --> 00:34:48,251
Yeah, sure, it's easy for you.

386
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:51,446
You'll be off suspension by
the time next term rolls around.

387
00:34:51,623 --> 00:34:54,524
I'll be pumping gas in
my old man's filling station.

388
00:34:54,693 --> 00:34:58,755
Look, some other college is bound to take
you. I mean, your grades aren't that bad.

389
00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:02,025
Yeah? Who's gonna pay for
my tuition? My living quarters?

390
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,587
Your old man isn't
really gonna cut you off.

391
00:35:04,611 --> 00:35:05,659
He means it, Paul.

392
00:35:06,037 --> 00:35:08,734
Those lousy Upsilons
really did it to me this time.

393
00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:11,569
I don't think anyone
meant to single you out.

394
00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:13,843
They're gonna regret it, though.

395
00:35:14,012 --> 00:35:16,709
I'm not going without
taking a few of them with me.

396
00:35:18,516 --> 00:35:22,282
Hey, if you're thinking of doing something
crazy again, you can count me out.

397
00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:25,048
Don't worry about it, buddy.

398
00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:28,049
I'm gonna take care
of this one all by myself.

399
00:35:28,226 --> 00:35:30,388
Do that.

400
00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:53,580
BAKER: You wanna
talk to us, sarge?

401
00:35:53,752 --> 00:35:58,121
Yeah. I, um, want to talk to
you about Andy Stokowski.

402
00:35:58,289 --> 00:36:00,951
You two must've had
a pretty heavy talk.

403
00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:04,921
A party at the Boom Boom
Bazaar is your idea of heavy, Frank?

404
00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:06,495
That's what he told you about?

405
00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:10,324
You're supposed to know about it. He
said you were co-chairmen of the event.

406
00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:10,994
What?

407
00:36:11,018 --> 00:36:14,632
Maybe he just, uh,
forgot to tell you about it.

408
00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:18,299
Whatever. The point is, I'm not
against you having the party...

409
00:36:18,476 --> 00:36:21,343
I'm just against the place
in which he wants to hold it.

410
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:24,574
- You know, I would have thought...
- Look, I'm not a prude, Jon.

411
00:36:24,749 --> 00:36:27,377
Where you guys go on
your off duty is up to you...

412
00:36:27,552 --> 00:36:29,772
except when that place
is under surveillance

413
00:36:29,796 --> 00:36:31,785
by the local Vice
and Narcotics squads.

414
00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:33,321
[CHUCKLES]

415
00:36:33,491 --> 00:36:35,653
It's not funny, Frank.

416
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,961
I want you guys to
have a talk with him.

417
00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:41,458
- Uh...
- All right, Jon.

418
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,432
Yeah, we'll talk to him.

419
00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:49,899
[SIGHS]

420
00:36:54,245 --> 00:36:57,943
Come on, you know how early the parking
lot fills up around the Hollywood Bowl.

421
00:36:58,116 --> 00:37:02,144
If we don't get there by 6, it'll take us
fill the concert starts to find our seats.

422
00:37:02,487 --> 00:37:04,787
Especially when you've
got Perlman doing that

423
00:37:04,811 --> 00:37:07,186
Mendelssohn violin
concerto you told me about.

424
00:37:07,358 --> 00:37:08,951
The place will
probably be packed.

425
00:37:09,127 --> 00:37:12,461
- Yeah, what's the symphony?
- It's Mahler's "First."

426
00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:15,833
- Mahler.
- There you go.

427
00:37:25,176 --> 00:37:27,076
[ENGINE STARTS]

428
00:38:09,888 --> 00:38:12,323
PONCH: Andy?
- Open the door.

429
00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:14,686
- Andy?
- Hey, Andy, open the door!

430
00:38:14,859 --> 00:38:16,452
PONCH: Andy.

431
00:38:17,095 --> 00:38:19,928
We're gonna have to call an
ambulance. Andy, open the door!

432
00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:21,964
[MUTTERING]

433
00:38:26,571 --> 00:38:27,595
Ambulance?

434
00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:31,773
- What are you guys, sick or what, huh?
- Never mind us, what about you?

435
00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:35,411
ANDY: Oh, boy.

436
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:38,278
[SIGHS]

437
00:38:38,449 --> 00:38:39,746
Huh.

438
00:38:39,918 --> 00:38:42,717
I gotta pullover and rest
my eyes for a minute...

439
00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:47,120
and the next thing I know, I'm 3
Rip van what's-his-name, huh?

440
00:38:47,425 --> 00:38:50,417
When did you pullover
to, uh, rest your eyes?

441
00:38:51,362 --> 00:38:54,229
Jon, I'm joking.

442
00:38:56,734 --> 00:38:59,635
When do you think it was, this
morning? Yesterday afternoon?

443
00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:02,165
Why don't you
call in for a break?

444
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:05,640
Oh, boy. No sense of humor.

445
00:39:05,810 --> 00:39:09,974
Kind, considerate, courteous,
but no sense of humor.

446
00:39:12,650 --> 00:39:13,981
[GRUNTS]

447
00:39:19,257 --> 00:39:20,315
Oh.

448
00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:23,085
Oh, we're in for a
real storm, aren't we?

449
00:39:29,734 --> 00:39:31,862
Andy, there isn't
a cloud in the sky.

450
00:39:36,474 --> 00:39:39,000
What are you
talking about, Ponch?

451
00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:43,013
Look how dark it is.

452
00:39:49,687 --> 00:39:51,519
You kidding me?

453
00:39:54,425 --> 00:39:56,689
You kidding me, boys?

454
00:39:57,695 --> 00:39:59,663
We're not kidding, Andy.

455
00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:02,763
[CRYING]

456
00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:08,897
Oh, so soon.

457
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:18,808
So stinking soon.

458
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:24,219
Stockley said it was
gonna happen like this, but...

459
00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:28,619
Damn, he said it
could be a year.

460
00:40:28,793 --> 00:40:30,591
This ain't even a month.

461
00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,561
What kind of doctor is this?

462
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:39,169
Andy, uh, did the doctor
say you'd go blind?

463
00:40:39,337 --> 00:40:41,237
[CHUCKLES]

464
00:40:41,739 --> 00:40:43,229
[SIGHS]

465
00:40:43,408 --> 00:40:45,672
No, no, no.

466
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:51,078
It's gonna be all right. It's
getting lighter already. It's, uh...

467
00:40:51,249 --> 00:40:53,047
I'm... I'm gonna be all right.

468
00:40:53,217 --> 00:40:55,345
You're not gonna be
all right, and you know it.

469
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,499
You didn't go to Getraer's
office this morning.

470
00:40:58,523 --> 00:40:59,523
Ponch!

471
00:41:00,258 --> 00:41:02,352
I'm not quitting before
I have to! I'm not!

472
00:41:02,527 --> 00:41:04,552
BAKER: Andy, Andy,
wait... Wait a minute.

473
00:41:04,729 --> 00:41:06,754
You don't have to quit.

474
00:41:06,998 --> 00:41:10,127
Just take some light
duty or some sick leave.

475
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,497
What, a desk job?

476
00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:15,139
I'm afield officer.

477
00:41:16,374 --> 00:41:18,069
I'm a cop.

478
00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:35,889
[ALL SCREAMING THEN HORN HONKS]

479
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:37,152
He's crazy!

480
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:40,389
He's getting back at you because
he was kicked out of school!

481
00:41:40,565 --> 00:41:41,726
[HORN HONKING]

482
00:41:41,899 --> 00:41:43,663
- Here he comes again!
- Aah!

483
00:41:46,371 --> 00:41:48,305
[HORN HONKING]

484
00:41:55,580 --> 00:41:56,741
We'll handle that, Andy.

485
00:42:05,056 --> 00:42:06,683
[MUTTERING]

486
00:42:07,258 --> 00:42:08,657
Andy, don't do it, man!

487
00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:12,754
[MOTORCYCLES REVVING]

488
00:42:30,615 --> 00:42:33,550
LA. 15, Mary <i>3</i> and 4 in pursuit
of reckless driving suspects...

489
00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,186
northbound San Diego freeway.

490
00:42:41,325 --> 00:42:42,918
[SCREAMING]

491
00:42:49,934 --> 00:42:51,163
[TIRES SCREECHING]

492
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:56,965
Oh, not now.

493
00:42:58,843 --> 00:42:59,935
[SCREAMING]

494
00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:03,608
[TIRES SCREECHING]

495
00:43:14,792 --> 00:43:16,954
[SIREN WAILING]

496
00:44:10,248 --> 00:44:12,478
He's all yours!

497
00:44:13,551 --> 00:44:14,916
[MAN GRUNTING]

498
00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:23,760
Come on, there's gas
coming out! Move it!

499
00:44:23,928 --> 00:44:25,168
WOMAN: Mary's inside!
- Move it!

500
00:44:25,196 --> 00:44:27,062
- I'll get her!
- She's hurt!

501
00:44:29,967 --> 00:44:32,436
Roll an ambulance
and 11-85 for one.

502
00:44:32,603 --> 00:44:34,298
Are you guys all right?

503
00:44:38,276 --> 00:44:40,768
[HEART THUMPING]

504
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,683
[MARY SCREAMING]

505
00:45:08,506 --> 00:45:12,739
- Are you all right?
- Uh, yeah. I am.

506
00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:15,607
Uh, I think I am.

507
00:45:17,915 --> 00:45:19,781
BAKER: Don't move.
Don't move, man.

508
00:45:19,951 --> 00:45:21,680
Can't move.

509
00:45:21,986 --> 00:45:23,317
My back.

510
00:45:24,689 --> 00:45:26,453
A piece of metal.

511
00:45:26,857 --> 00:45:28,256
Shrapnel.

512
00:45:28,426 --> 00:45:30,326
Don't move, man.
I mean it. All right?

513
00:45:31,696 --> 00:45:33,824
It's okay, Jon.

514
00:45:34,098 --> 00:45:35,862
It's all right.

515
00:45:38,869 --> 00:45:42,737
Remember when I said...

516
00:45:43,441 --> 00:45:46,502
if I could save one life...

517
00:45:47,511 --> 00:45:51,277
it would be worth it?

518
00:46:31,222 --> 00:46:32,519
Chris?

519
00:46:38,229 --> 00:46:41,756
"In memory of Officer
Andrew Stokowski, CHP...

520
00:46:41,932 --> 00:46:44,264
with gratitude and affection...

521
00:46:44,435 --> 00:46:47,427
from members of the Xi
Chi and Upsilon fraternities...

522
00:46:47,605 --> 00:46:49,369
graduating class of 1981."

523
00:47:03,354 --> 00:47:09,157
STUDENTS [SINGING]: <i>Should
auld acquaintance he forgot</i>

524
00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:14,322
<i>And never brought to mind?</i>

525
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,374
I don't think I'm gonna
wait until I get home.

526
00:47:16,398 --> 00:47:18,298
I'm gonna start crying
like a baby right here.

527
00:47:18,469 --> 00:47:20,938
Your father deserves
every bit of it.

528
00:47:23,307 --> 00:47:24,968
I just had this feeling.

529
00:47:25,142 --> 00:47:28,311
He'd like it a whole lot
more if the bird had, like,

530
00:47:28,335 --> 00:47:31,343
a big cigar in its beak
and a pair of sunglasses.

531
00:47:33,884 --> 00:47:35,045
You know something?

532
00:47:35,219 --> 00:47:36,687
That's the truth.

533
00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:41,018
Why don't we go pick it up and,
uh, sneak back later tonight, huh?

534
00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:43,419
You got it.

535
00:47:45,463 --> 00:47:52,460
STUDENTS [SINGING]:
For <i>auld lang syne</i>

536
00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:25,091
[English - us - SDH]